I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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