On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Please, let me fuck your mom
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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