This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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