dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
