Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
