I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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