just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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