i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize
