So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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