Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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