They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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