Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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