maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize
