I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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