Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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