Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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