i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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