I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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