It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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