Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
she peed on how many people?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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