TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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