I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
The power of my boobs compel you
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Randomize
