i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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