I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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