your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
What happened to fro yo and sex?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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