your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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