he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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