i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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