My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
