so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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