Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
This is the prime rib incident all over again
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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