we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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