Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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