if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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