I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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