i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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