I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
It's never too late to be topless.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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