Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
This is my gift to your gina
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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