id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
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