OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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