Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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