I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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