Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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