At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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