Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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