"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My bed smells like the plague
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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