just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You need Xanax blowdarts
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
there is glitter all over my balls
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