don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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