I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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