So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
babies were throwing up all over the place
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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