It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize