I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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