Define "chronic" masturbator.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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