There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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