I'm really into asian looking animals
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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