In the future we'll all be gay
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
In America we eat man semen.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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