He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
As shirtless as possible
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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