i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Why can't burritos get me drunk
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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